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Song Parodies -> "Takkuneg Is A Beast"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hearted Snake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"Takkuneg Is A Beast"

Parody Written by:

CrazyJake

The Lyrics

This is based on a true story. You see, i got banned from the Blues Brothers forum by a certain adminstrator named Takkuneg- and let me tell you she's a real monster.

Takkuneg is a beast..
She's got evil eyes..
Oh oh oh
She cheats and tells lies..
She's a control freak..
Her breath also reeks..
Oh oh oh
She plays you for a sap- yeah.

I went on the Blues Brothers central website earlier..
And went on the forum, what I saw horrified me..
I was shocked to find out once again I was banned...
A message said "what part of stay out, don't you understand?"
I had do nothing wrong, it was all Takkuneg's fault..
That whining snivelling drama queen...
Her name makes you scream...
She's just bad..


Takkuneg is a beast..
She's got evil eyes..
Oh oh oh
She cheats and tells lies..
She's a control freak..
Her breath also reeks..
Oh oh oh
She plays you for a sap- yeah.

I really really hate her...
And I hate her guts...
She has no heart...
She's cold as ice..
She's a maneater..
She's a real vampire..
Her heart is as black as coal..
She'even worse than Anna Nicole..


Takkuneg is a beast..
She's got evil eyes..
Oh oh oh
She cheats and tells lies..
She's a control freak..
Her breath also reeks..
Oh oh oh
She plays you for a sap- yeah.


She's a lousy adminstrator..
She's spoiled and corrupt..
She's a black widow...
She's a b-b-beast.


Takkuneg is a beast..
She's got evil eyes..
Oh oh oh
She cheats and tells lies..
She's a control freak..
Her breath also reeks..
Oh oh oh
She plays you for a sap- yeah.


Takkuneg is a beast..
She's got evil eyes..
Oh oh oh
She cheats and tells lies..
She's a control freak..
Her breath also reeks..
Oh oh oh
She plays you for a sap- yeah.

Rap:
She-she- always- gets-me-banned-banned-banned.
When I have done- done nothin-nothing wrong..
(she's-she's one vicious beast)
she's- always lyin- lying.
She's a beast- a beast..
(no no give give, all all take take)
She doesn't give you any chances- any chances..
She wouldn't even let me write my bucket list.
(those- cold- cat-like eyes)
Don't take another nother look into her eyes
(She, she's just bad)
She is such a vampire..

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