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Song Parodies -> "Stubby Shorts"

Original Song Title:

"Bop Girl"

Original Performer:

Pat Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Stubby Shorts"

Parody Written by:

Aussie Bloke

The Lyrics

What inspired me to write this parody was seeing this the bloke in this Countdown clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXcKVhR21PE bending over in stubby gym shorts exposing his arse (yuck!!!). Back in 1983 I guess you'd see a lot of this going on in gyms around Australia as nylon stubby shorts like that were popular back then, VERY BAD fashion I would say at least!!! So about 4 1/2 years back I came up with this parody:
S-T-U-B-B-Y-Shorts
I’m an Aussie bloke wearing my old stubby shorts
Out on the track, and in the gym
I bend right over and show my big butt cheeks
My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts
My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts

At the gym, I touch my toes
Oh, my butt cheeks are exposed
All the gym girls, start to perve
At my big round shiny curves

S-T-U-B-B-Y-Shorts
I’m an Aussie bloke wearing my old stubby shorts
Out on the track, and in the gym
I bend right over and show my big butt cheeks
My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts
My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts

At the track I do my run
Shorts ride up, exposing my buns
They ride with friction-they can’t stop
‘til they reach the butt-notch top

S-T-U-B-B-Y-Shorts
I’m an Aussie bloke wearing my old stubby shorts
Out on the track, and in the gym
I bend right over and show my big butt cheeks

Girls dig my stubby shorts
Yeah they love my buns, owooooooo!

My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts
My stubby shorts
My stubby, my stubby stubby shorts

(Repeat to fade)
S-T-U-B-B-Y-Shorts
I’m an Aussie bloke wearing my old stubby shorts
Out on the track, and in the gym
I bend right over and show my big butt cheeks

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