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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes The Guests Are Too Much"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"

Original Performer:

Patty Smyth & Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes The Guests Are Too Much"

Parody Written by:

experiment626

The Lyrics

Another song dedicated to those who work at theme parks
WOMAN: I love being a Cast Member
And I have to remember
That I have to be professional
Although some guests are brain dead
At least I still have my head
And I have to be a good example

It's very irritating, those guests that ask dumb questions
They are such fools who keep losing their stuff
I desperately want to slap their damn heads

CHORUS:

BOTH: But there's a danger in working at every theme park
And it's sad that some guests take advantage of us
By complaining and being rude to us all day long
WOMAN: Baby, sometimes, the guests are too much

WOMAN: I despise foreign tourists
Who say they don't speak English
Damn It! learn some words before you come
MAN: It's more irritating
When they're congregating
And acting ridiculous and dumb

BOTH: They sound like babbling idiots
Some guests love to be a pain
WOMAN: Cut in line or scream inside the friggin rides
They demand for things to go their way

(Chorus)

WOMAN: And those damn events
With cheerleaders, football players, and such
They like to break every single rule
Children from hell is how I refer to them
So immature and they think it's cool

BOTH: And there's a danger in working at every theme park
And it's sad that some guests take advantage of us
By complaining and being rude to us all day long
WOMAN: Baby, sometimes, the guests are too much

WOMAN: Baby, sometimes, the guests…are just too much. Such idiots!
It's sad what we must go through

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Yoidy - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I take it you work at a theme park!
kenny - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
holly shit that was alsome, you need to b ea rapper, well i dont have enought time to look at the last one, got to go to school, peace

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