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Song Parodies -> "Blow Out My Snot"

Original Song Title:

"Forget Me Nots"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patrice Rushen

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Out My Snot"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

Took antihistamines
The ones I had made me so sleepy
Memories of hallucinations
Those icky scenes made me feel creepy
Actifed and NyQuil
Combining them made me act crazy
Post-nasal drip’s so annoying
it's so hard to believe
I can’t get rid of this cold so I’m...

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

Out of facial tissues
And my handkerchiefs are in the laundry
My nose is running in public
I am in a social quandary
Ended up on my sleeve
Mucus membranes are still burning
(I need to go back to bed)
it's so hard to believe
I can’t get rid of this cold so I’m...

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

Trying to blow out my snot
Can’t stand this damn congestion
Yellowish and greenish snot
Have a better suggestion?

(instrumental break)

Trying to blow out my snot
Yellowish and greenish snot

(repeated by backing singers over which)

mucus membranes...
post nasal drains
antihistamines
And socially awkward scenes
trhmstie1@yahoo.com

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Christie Marie M - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
'Snot a problem with this parody, Tim! Runny noses are very, very annoying (sniffles, using nasal spray). Funny you should mention this, considering I have a cold. It also reminds me of this old Nickelodeon show "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" where this character Lisa Zemo has allergies and problems with her runny nose (in Season 1). Anyways, great parody. 5's.
MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm glad you didn't blow this one... ;) 5-5-5

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