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Song Parodies -> "Muck Raker"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

Original Performer:

Pat Benetar

Parody Song Title:

"Muck Raker"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

Your laughs are not fine with me, you are over your head
clowning me with your negatives, like a laid an egg
your the right kind of sinner, to release my inner infamy
an intellectual equivalent, to literature in a pre-school library

your a muckraker

dumb skiver

ray baker

don't you write about me

your a muckraker

pen wanker

king friday

make me lose my pound, of my doe


you cannot write just like Stephanie Meyer,
your Ann Coulter with no soul
you say i hate Sarah Richardson, how i ransack designed homes
your a intellectual equivalent, to a little thing i call drug ecstasy
Your column said i dumped beer on...
Shane Victorino at a Cubbies game!

your a muckraker

Ralph Nader

Persona....non Grata

your dissin' on me

your a muckraker

Real hater

Tom Swifty

I hate your columns oh oh oh



You say i support misandry and sex, like the Hex T.V series
You say i am related, to Madame Delphine LaLaurie

(repeat first chorus while dubious columns are being read)

"According to this column..

I am the real Mr. Hyde

I am the inventor of lice

I created the show Glee

I am responsible for sausage quotes in the odyssey

I am a fickle creature

i said Tracey Cox would make a good school teacher!

my personality is old country

old country speaks for P.M.T

I hate the Jews

I blast children with LN2

what to do what to do"



(End guitar solo plays while The Narrator responds)

"Wow I am really like that, I should go kill me, Who i think i am,
I am apart of the Ku Klux Klan. Oh look here i love to rape and i am in court all the time but man what the hell
its not surprising i play in the NFL"

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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Marie - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Great!
PJ - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
This is the type of song Bob Rivers Comedy Group would probably sing if the author allowed it... but it isn't funny enough to warrant the classification of 'parody' sorry. 0/10
---------------------------------------- - November 17, 2012 - Report this comment
yee

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