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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me With Your Breast Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Breast Shot"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Oops, I blinked; I didn't miss the moment, did I?
Well you're a piece o' pop nookie with a weird family
You know you owe your whole career to MTV
That's OK, let's see what you're packin'
We'll find out why they call you Janet "Good Times" Jackson

Hit me with your breast shot!
Yippee! It's a chest shot!
Hit me with your breast shot!
Conspire away!

Come on there are kids here; show some Control
That's okay, it's the Stripper Bowl
Burn that image in our brain
You'll climb right back up the charts again

Hit me with your breast shot!
Skippy-rip-her-dress shot!
Hit me with your breast shot!
Admire away!

Well it's not the fall of ci-vil-i-zation
It's the rise of the Big'un Nation
Tell the network where they can stick it
You can push the envelope but I get to lick it

Hit me with your breast shot!
Quickie nipple flesh shot!
Hit me with your breast shot!
Rile away!

Sh*t we so repressed shot!
Ti**ies make the best shot!
Pity it's a mess shot!
Smile away!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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ParodyKeet - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations, you have hit the nail right on the head.
Michael Pacholek - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like that. Why do you think Justin dumped Britney?
Michael Pacholek - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, I meant Hey, Claude.
D-Boz - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOSW, but it was a funny parody. This is definetly gonna keep Janet's name on everybody's lips until her new album drops and even for years to come after that too.
Stray Pooch - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude: You popped out another good one! Hopefully this one will get plenty of exposure! Great word play, just a lot of fun here! 5's all the way from me!
David Chrenko - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Let's see it again on INSTANT REPLAY! . . . Again! . . . Again!!. . . Again!!!" "Hello? . . . FCC?!!! . . . Why, uh, yes, we are as shocked as you were at Justin and Janet's behavior! . . . Goodbye, sir.". . . . . Again!!! . . . Again!!! . . .
mac - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hah, my favorite song at one time. Very well done. "Skippy rip her dress shot"... lol. Geez, if only top ripping had been in style back in Pat Benatar's day... sigh...
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, but you knew that. I'm agnostic but I thanked God it was Janet Jackson and not Rosie O'Donnell or Rosanne Barr. This has got to be the most viewed breast ever. Where's National Lampoon when you need 'em. Think about it, you could have the Top 10 Most Viewed Breasts - show pictures and we could try to match the breast with the person. Would Time consider "Mammary of the Year"?
Adagio - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Big'un.....hehehe. Good job!
Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Top knockers, er I mean notch, as always Claude!
Peregrin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep tob job Claude! Merry, sounds like a familiar theme to hit this site tomorrow huh ?
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody, and Robert I agree; glad it wasn't the Rosie Bowl.

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