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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me With Your Head Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Head Shot"

Parody Written by:

Lauren Brooke

The Lyrics

There are a lot of model-turned-actors in this world, aren't there?
HIT ME WITH YOUR HEAD SHOT


Well you're the hot male model with the long history
of Hollister, Sears, and JC Penney
Broadway's not town players, you knew it;
Run through your lines let's get down to it!

Hit me with your head shot;
Why don’t you hit me with your headshot!
Hit me with your head shot
And resume.



Butler or romantic lead?
Eye candy or the one we need?
Are you talented or shady?
Should we give you a tray or the leading lady?

Hit me with your head shot;
Why don’t you hit me with your headshot!
hit me with your head shot
And resume.

You start off with a monologue you found online.
Bad choice, kid, but you're doing fine
16 bars to show your stuff
Did you think that smile, hon, would be enough?


Hit me with your head shot
Why don’t you hit me with your headshot!
Hit me with your head shot
And resume.

Well you're the hot male model with the long history
of every leading role at Saint Gregory
Before I sign you for the run and a costume fitting,
I’d better make sure I know what I’m getting!

Hit me with your head shot
Why don’t you hit me with your headshot!
Hit me with your head shot,
And resume.

HIT ME WITH YOUR HEAD SHOT Well you're the hot male model with the long history of Hollister, Sears, and JC Penney Broadway's not town players, you knew it; Run through your lines let's get down to it! Hit me with your head shot; Why don’t you hit me with your headshot! Hit me with your head shot And resume. Butler or romantic lead? Eye candy or the one we need? Are you talented or shady? Should we give you a tray or the leading lady? Hit me with your head shot; Why don’t you hit me with your headshot! hit me with your head shot And resume. You start off with a monologue you found online. Bad choice, kid, but you're doing fine 16 bars to show your stuff Did you think that smile, hon, would be enough? Hit me with your head shot Why don’t you hit me with your headshot! Hit me with your head shot And resume. Well you're the hot male model with the long history of every leading role at Saint Gregory Before I sign you for the run and a costume fitting, I’d better make sure I know what I’m getting! Hit me with your head shot Why don’t you hit me with your headshot! Hit me with your head shot, And resume.

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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MrMacphisto - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I had expected a song about sniping, but this was a really good one anyway. :)

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