Song Parodies -> Prell Is For Children
| Original Song Title: | "Hell Is For Children" |
| Original Performer: | Pat Benatar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Prell Is For Children" |
| Parody Written by: | zvoidx |
They buy in K-Mart
So you chant "No more tears"
They fog up the lights
So you can't see the mirrors
So rinsed and so wet
All the while
Dove and Gain
Become one and the same
In the eyes of a blinded child
Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest
It's all so confusing, this Brute all hair-juicing
They lack VO5
And then borrow mine
"Be Daddy's good girl
And roll in Palmolive from dish"
"Be a good little boy and you'll get shampoo joy
Try Grandma's blue gel from the sink"
Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest
No, Prell is for children
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
Prell is for children!!
Prell is for children!!
So you chant "No more tears"
They fog up the lights
So you can't see the mirrors
So rinsed and so wet
All the while
Dove and Gain
Become one and the same
In the eyes of a blinded child
Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest
It's all so confusing, this Brute all hair-juicing
They lack VO5
And then borrow mine
"Be Daddy's good girl
And roll in Palmolive from dish"
"Be a good little boy and you'll get shampoo joy
Try Grandma's blue gel from the sink"
Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest
No, Prell is for children
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!
Prell is for children!!
Prell is for children!!
(c)2006 M. O'Neill
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LOL... good job
Thanks, Macphisto.
From the album covers, it looks like Pat Benatar could have used a little Prell... enjoyed this!
DKTOS, but it was a funny parody.
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