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Song Parodies -> "Prell Is For Children"

Original Song Title:

"Hell Is For Children"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Prell Is For Children"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

They buy in K-Mart
So you chant "No more tears"
They fog up the lights
So you can't see the mirrors

So rinsed and so wet
All the while
Dove and Gain
Become one and the same
In the eyes of a blinded child

Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest

It's all so confusing, this Brute all hair-juicing
They lack VO5
And then borrow mine
"Be Daddy's good girl
And roll in Palmolive from dish"
"Be a good little boy and you'll get shampoo joy
Try Grandma's blue gel from the sink"

Because Prell
Prell is for children!
And you know that their split hair lines can become such a mess
Prell
Prell is for children!
And you shouldn't have your mane forward rubbed
With the foam from your Zest

No, Prell is for children

PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!

PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!


PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for PRELLLL!!!
Prell is for children!!

Prell is for children!!
Prell is for children!!
(c)2006 M. O'Neill

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MrMacphisto - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
zvoidx - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Macphisto.
Rex - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
From the album covers, it looks like Pat Benatar could have used a little Prell... enjoyed this!
Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it was a funny parody.

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