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Song Parodies -> "Hippie With The Best Pot (Stoned-Cold Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hippie With The Best Pot (Stoned-Cold Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Bob

The Lyrics

well, here it is. the revised version. the original version first appeared on June 22, 2005. since i loved the title and didnt want to sit on it too long i submitted the song without really focusing on the lyrics. however, after some consideration (and feedback), i decided to rewrite the song. thanks for all the comments.
Well you've got real good brownies and a bong full of weed
So break a little off, pass it down to me
Light one up, let's see how you do it
Start pulling tubes, let's get down to it!
Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
Drive me to a safe spot!
Fire away!

I knew it would be real good, you got long hair
Another hit, oh do I dare?
Knocked me down, but there's no pain
It feels so great to be stoned again!

Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
Damn my eyes are bloodshot!
Visine's the way!

Well I've had 20 brownies and 4 bongs full of weed
I forgot how to walk, talk, swallow and pee
Before I go I will take one more hit just in case
I go home and the in-laws are at my place

Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
I'll just crash on the cot!
Light up that J!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Kristof Robertson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Much, much, much better, Dr Bob! The parody now lives up to the title. Some killer lines; "I forgot how to walk, talk, swallow and pee" was a particular fave. Bravo...555
alvin rhodes - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
intoxicating...5s
Chuck A. Spear - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfection! I have no bones to pick! The Doobie Brothers oughta cover this!
Dr. Bob - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
wow! thanks for the great compliments. i definitely feel much better about this one. i still had a number of lines i would have loved to have put in the song, but, really, the song is just too short. i told myself i would never use the word 'pee' in a song - it isnt my style, but i couldnt resist the image or the appreciation it would bring to "those in the know" - even if it isnt a side-effect :) -- doobie brothers eh? i could only hope.
Paul Robinson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Dr. Bob - I didn't see the first version, but this is excellent. Nothing wrong with a little "pee" when put in the right context at the right time...5's ~ ~ ~
Dr. Bob - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
paul - lol. thanks. well you know what they say in the music business - context! context! location!...or something like that.
Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You win The Red-Eye-Fives, man...hey maaaaaann!
Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the first version better =) (just kidding, this had some great lines...well done)
Dr. Bob - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
red-eye 5's eh? i like the sound of that. thanks johnny. jeff - always causing trouble eh? =) thanks
Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to give you credit for the Stoned-cold comment
Dumb Ass Kid - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Sorry, but I DKTOS and was unable to download an MP3. However, an interesting an funny parody nevertheless. Fave line: "Well I've had 20 brownies and 4 bongs full of weed I forgot how to walk, talk, swallow and pee" lol, clever stuff, Bob : )
Leo Jay - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] I think I commented on your first attempt, though I'm too lazy... um... busy to look it up. Well, no matter... Fantastic idea, well-executed.
Red Ant - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Some really great lines in here Dr. Bob, and an excellent title that reads effortlessly.
Arwen - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I'm a bit jealous of the perfect title...and the parody was great, too!! =)
Peter Andersson - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm no big fan of drug parodies, but I have no absolut rule against not liking them either, and this one was funny from the title and all the way down 'til the end dot.
Dee Range - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM Hilarious stuff, Dr Bob. Sounds like a lot of research went into this :-))
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Newbies can learn a lot from your experience here on the tune. It was a real improvement! Now excuse me, I gotta go to the quickie mart, I suddenly have the urge to buy some Cheetos....555
Dr. Bob - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks DUMB ASS KID(funny name) - that line hit me just before i fell asleep. i got up and wrote it on a post-it note. LEO JAY - i can sympathize with your laziness. im also too lazy to go look to see if you in fact did comment on my first song. thansk. RED ANT - thanks. i just wish the song was longer since so many ideas didnt get used. ARWEN - thanks for appreciating the title. my life is now complete. PETER - thanks for being open-minded about this - perhaps you are a druggie at heart. i was hoping that the cuteness of the song and the image it gave would make it not read like a hard-core drug song. DEE - what are you talking about?!? research? um...i...um...i dont know you. i read it in a book :-) AGRIMORFEE - lol. thanks. i do feel much better about this one. hope you enjoyed the cheetos...and chocolate...and taco bell...and...
Jeff Reuben - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. And well done, great title, and one of the best you've done! Easy to weed this out from the rest =)
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Crazy good dude
Zerla - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM
Dr. Bob - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks JEFF. i wont get angry at your pun - youre just a bad seed. thanks for appreciating my 'stoned-cold remix' title. i was hoping someone caught it. thanks crazy MIKE.
Kristof Robertson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Proof that you can always improve your writing. Great job!
Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great title and parody! This is one of those "Wish I thought of that."
Stuart McArthur - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) a gem of an idea for the OS, Dr Bob - and your parody does it full justice
Spaff.com - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
More kudos on the perfect title - and a parody that lives up to the promise. "I knew it would be real good, you got long hair" - heh heh. And I'm glad you lifted your ban on pee - that and the in-laws made that the best verse.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Tim Mayfield - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 5's. Nope, just standard ordinary 5's. Nothing special about them. These are not high 5's, I'm truly positive ocifer.
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
It is one of those parody titles that makes you think "I wish I'd thought of that"... and very well executed, too.
2nz - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I know but did you ever write a parody about weed... ON WEED? I especially liked 'Drive me to a safe spot!/Fire away!'
Mikey Squirrel - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM.. I was trying to think of one for this song. Very well done, Dr. Bob. And might I add a very intriguing topic :) 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant title, fine work.
Dr. Bob - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, i was away for more than a week and just noticed all the comments. i had a large grin as i read every one of them. i appreciate all the compliments. yeah i am proud of this one - even if i only did get 4 point - 3 by jeff reuben. i could have sworn i got 5 points, but it doesnt even matter :) - 'high 5's' - funny.

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