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Song Parodies -> "Tissue Full Of Wet Snot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Tissue Full Of Wet Snot"

Parody Written by:

Silly Wille

The Lyrics

Well that wet green stuff's yucky, no it's not nice to see
Your sinus headache hurts, drink a hot toddy
big phlegm glob, you hack up and spew it
Snot up your nose, you went and blew it
Tissue full of wet snot
You've got a tissue full of wet snot
Tissue full of wet snot
Throw it away!

You keep a box of tissues beside your chair
But you need professional care
Need relief from sinus pain
so you go and blow your nose again
Tissue full of wet snot
You've got a tissue full of wet snot
Tissue full of wet snot
Throw it away!

Well that wet green stuff's yucky, no it's not nice to see
Your sinus headache hurts, drink a hot toddy
Before you drip a drop of snot on your pillow case
You better make sure you cover up your face

Tissue full of wet snot
You've got a tissue full of wet snot
Tissue full of wet snot
Throw it away!

Tissue full of wet snot
You've got a tissue full of wet snot
Tissue full of wet snot
Throw it away!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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Booger Longsnotting - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmm! Salty, chewy, and delicious! But they stick in dental work. Fives anyway!
Adagio - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yucky subject. :D 5's
Steven Cavanagh - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Obviously the 1s guy thought it blew. I loved the title alone- not one word was the same but it was very phoenetically similar.
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Keep your nose out of our business. LOL
Phil Alexander - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, somebody obviously thinks it's snot funny... But as the song goes, there's not business like snot business (it's not "business", I know)... :-)

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