Song Parodies -> Hit My Grafenberg Spot
| Original Song Title: | "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" |
| Original Performer: | Pat Benatar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hit My Grafenberg Spot" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Well you like real rough nookie with your long history
Of taking little tarts, like this one you see
That's okay, show me how you do it!
Put up your cuke!
Let's get down to it!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
You come on like a rocket
Your engines flare
We both blast off
Down there somewhere
Lift me up, right into space!
And then splash-down in my favorite place!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
(instrumental)
Well you like real rough nookie with your long pistolry
And taking little tarts, like this one you see
Before I punch you in your crotch
Or your dipstick face
You better make sure you pud me in my place!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Come on!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
Of taking little tarts, like this one you see
That's okay, show me how you do it!
Put up your cuke!
Let's get down to it!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
You come on like a rocket
Your engines flare
We both blast off
Down there somewhere
Lift me up, right into space!
And then splash-down in my favorite place!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
(instrumental)
Well you like real rough nookie with your long pistolry
And taking little tarts, like this one you see
Before I punch you in your crotch
Or your dipstick face
You better make sure you pud me in my place!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Come on!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Why don't you hit my Grafenberg spot!
Hit my Grafenberg spot!
Sire away!
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Heh heh. 5's
I'm ashamed - I never knew G stood for that - 555 for the info Johnny (also because I'm a big PB fan - what ever happened to that real tough cookie? - with that long history?)
It's G-rated. It's 5s-rated.
Thanks Pat, Stuart, and John.
funny as hell.....wish somebody would name a cool spot like that after me......a. hole just don't make it...5s
Brilliant, JD!....Let me tell you about the K Spot (The Kristof Spot)...found only on males, it's that area on the back of the head that gets slapped when you do something stupid...:-) 555
Thank you, Alvin and Kristof!
ok, i found this over a year late, but good job.
Thanks, Dr. Bob.
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