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Song Parodies -> "Hannibal Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Xanadu"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John & the Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Hannibal Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Jeff Lynne as performed by Olivia Newton-John & the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) - "Xanadu", From the 'Xanadu' musical soundtrack - 1980 ) (Selection From the Hannibal Lecter Musical)
A thing that nobody dared to do
The taste that we made of you
Hannibal Cannibal (a taste of spine - is really fine)

Now I've, tasted your eyes and see
What I've made tastes like veal (What I've made tastes like veal)
Hannibal Cannibal (you taste like veal - I slaughtered you)

A million livers eaten
And now today , you're my buffet
A fine delicacy here you're in-side me
Deliciously
....
Hannibal ..... Cannibal
(you're inside me)
In Hannibal ! (Cannibal)
... ........
Hannibal ..... Cannibal
(you're inside me)
In Hannibal ! (Cannibal)

Your liver , brains and eyes on will dine
For a Cannibal !

Your Heart , beat echoes on my palatte (Your Heart , beat echoes on my palatte)
I savored each bit of that (I savored each bit of that)
Becoming Hannibal (ahhhhh - you digesting - become me)

I dreamed - of eating a million ears (dreamed of eating a million ears)
Relishing through all the fears (Relished through all the fears)
Becoming Cannibal (I am eating you - eating all of you)

A million livers eaten
And now today , you're my buffet
You're a Culinary Delight in-side me
Deliciously
....
Hannibal ..... Cannibal
(you're inside me)
In Hannibal ! (Cannibal)
... ........
Hannibal ..... Cannibal
(you're inside me)
In Hannibal ! (Cannibal)

Eat human meat . I do entreat- with Hannibal ! (Cannibal)
Eat human meat . I do entreat- with Hannibal ! ... CANNIBAL !


[note: lyrics within parens () are chorus sung (concurrently with main lyrics on same line if any)]

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Donner Party - November 27, 2013 - Report this comment
We'd like to know if you taste just like chicken.
Forrest Gump - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Donner Party ..... He should not be eating you, Jenny
Donner Party - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
We were starving when we wrote this; forgive us if it goes astray ... But when we sat down for supper; wasn't like an all eat buffet .... The plates were all empty ... There was no protein anywhere .... Tryin' to stave off starvation ..... which way we don't really care ... Eighteen hundred forty six, oops, out of food ...... So tonight we're gonna party in a way that's quite unglued

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