Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rubio"

Original Song Title:

"Xanadu"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Rubio"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Florida,Senator stealed the show
The Cuban background we came to know
In Marco Rubio

And now, due to Chris Christie
Talking point repeats unreal
Hurt Marco Rubio

Stopped him from advancing
And there he was, "The Robot" stuck
New Hampshire fifth place to recede
... not ready to be Chief???

(Chorus)
Rubio, Rubio (his fate unclear)
Recovery doable?
Rubio, Rubio (failure he fears)
Trump unmovable

Rubio get it right this time
Win! Rubio

Fight tough, your message we want to know
Let Obama's flaws go
Do it, dear Rubio

Your dream of the next four years
From your mouth to our ears
Say it Rubio

With all the media watching, you've come so far
A rising star, and so scandal-free
Please don't repeat:

" President Barack Obama knows exactly what he's doing! "

Rubio, Rubio (make things clear)
What you plan to do

Climb back up a tier,
Shift some gears,
Rubio- GO!!!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   11
 10
 11
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/olivianewtonjohn21.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 284