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Song Parodies -> "Digital"

Original Song Title:

"Physical"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton John

Parody Song Title:

"Digital"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Even though there is a "Digital" parody already, this one is on different subject. This is the Goverment's final plea to meet the digital conversion deadline, which is Friday. This could be their TV ad.
I'm paying for those things, so you know you might
Take in good TV stations,
Converter box will make it right,
No snow on the screen.

I shook you sev'ral months ago whereupon,
Went on a big quest to move you,
There's nothing left but just your doubt,
Four days to hook it on, so you . . .

Must get digital, digital,
You'll wanna get digital, regret with no digital,
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

Must get digital, digital,
You'll wanna get digital, regret with no digital,
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

I've been patient, you just stood,
You're asleep, no plan for some cable
Do not discard this bold attack,
You might lose your screen.

I'm sure you'll see it's planned, the time just flew,
For digital, I make my plea,
You gotta know that you're stringing out
Your Analog TV.

Must get digital, digital,
You'll wanna get digital, regret with no digital,
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

Must get digital, digital,
You'll wanna get digital, regret with no digital,
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

Guitar solo with fuzzy picture

Must get digital, digital,
You'll wanna get digital, regret with no digital,
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

Let's ditch analog, analog
You'll wanna ditch analog, let's ditch all the analog
Don't give me your shoddy balk, a lot of talk,
Or see lots of crappy schlock.

Guitar solo out.

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Mark Scotti - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever, Tim. Great use of OS!!!
alvin - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
5...5...5....is that digital enough ?...great concept....and timely !
AFW - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Makes a good handbook to the upcoming switch
Leo Keough - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like you had me in mind with this one...I plan to let my TV screen go blank this Friday...555!!!
Timmy1000 - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all; just trying to help the govt. with its work, since they are so busy running all these companies now.
John Jenkins - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent substitutions. This might not be saying much, but this parody is better that any of the "public service" notifications about this transition that I have seen.
Timmy1000 - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
John, I don't know that it is a compliment doing a better job than the govt. - they really don't do a good job with info. Just kidding on this - thanks.

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