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Song Parodies -> "Little Boys (Herbert's Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Little Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oingo Boingo

Parody Song Title:

"Little Boys (Herbert's Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Imagine Herbert the Pervert (from Family Guy) singing this in his own way.
I, I, I love little boys
They make me feel so good
I love, little boys
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel
I'm the best in Quahog town

I love little boys
They make me feel so good

They don't care that I act like a stalker
They not frightened by my zimmer-frame walker

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

Oh oh oh, I love little boys
They make me feel so good
I love, little boys
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel
I'm the best in Quahog town

I love little boys
They make me feel so good

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh (uh oh), hey there Chris
Uh oh (uh oh), please rub my back
Uh oh (uh oh), want a popsicle?
Uh oh (uh oh), but Stewie still is just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

And I don't care, what Peter says
And I don't care, what Meg might think
And I don't care, how we look
Walking down the street

They make me feel so--
I love, little boys

They don't care about my tired old body
They know I still know how to get naughty

They don't (they don't), ask me questions (ask me questions)
They don't (they don't), want to scold me (want to scold me)
They don't (they don't), look for answers (look for answers)
They just (they just), want to hold me (want to hold me)

Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), that little boy was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't Chris what life's all about?
Isn't Chris my dream come true?
Isn't Chris my soulmate, too?

I, I, I love little boys
They make me feel so good
I love, little boys
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel
I'm the best in Quahog town

I love little boys
They make me feel so good
The security code was ARM. As in, "That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got there!"

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Rob Arndt - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
As an Adult Swim fan, 555! Some people here might not watch FG and therefore not know the creepy character of Mr. Herbert (pervert). You nailed him pretty well.
Dad - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Pedophilia is not a topic for humor.

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