Song Parodies -> Why The Hell Do We Need Bio?

Original Song Title:

"Are You Living In Denial?"

Original Performer:

NYC

  
Parody Song Title:

"Why The Hell Do We Need Bio?"

Parody Written by:

Jake Jojanasberg

While I preside from New York, I didnt fail the regents, though when I took it, as said in the song
left the room
swearing at the teacher
it aint my fault
she thinks that shes a preacher

Wheres the liver?
What is an acquired trait?
Who was Mendal?
What happens when girls ovulate?
Why isnt gold broken down?
How was human life created?
What are capilaries?
What happens when a horse and a pig are mated?

Now Ive got a question of my own,
Who the hell cares?
I aint gunna grow up and be a bioligist or a doctor
Why am I here?

and Why the hell do we need bio?
Who cares why Im alive?
Who cares what organ produces bile?
I just wanna get outta here!

Teachers blame students, students blame teachers, yeah its all the same
but how could it be the students fault if in every other class he gets strait A's?
What the hell is wrong with school today? Im afraid we'll never know
What is wrong with the teachers who try to teach bio?

What does the pancreas produce, I dont know
What is a chromosome, I dont care
What is an epoglotis, I dont know
Where are your capilaries, Any where??!!??

Teacher yeah, you cant blame me, cant blame me at all
see while you were up there teaching, you had nothing to recall
You dont know what life is like, living in your class,
well if it wasnt for any laws, Id just kick your ass! yeah, there i said it

Now you listen to me:
Now Ive got a question of my own,
Who the hell cares?
I aint gunna grow up and be a bioligist or a doctor
Why am I here?

and Why the hell do we need bio?
Who cares why Im alive?
Who cares what organ produces bile?
I just wanna get outta here!

I aint gunna be a doctor or a biologist, infact I know squat
and even so for a bio teacher, you dont know a lot
theres just something wrong with your tests or something, no wait, I think its you!
You cant teach for your life, and you just sit up there in the front saying "I comand you!"

Do ya really think i need to run home?
my parents said they talked to you on the phone
you make up lies, yeah you lied a lot
and of course they believe you, oh, I just hate you sooooooooooooooooo much!!

Just get outta my life!
Just get outta my life!

oh oh oh oh

Now Ive got a question of my own,
Who the hell cares?
I aint gunna grow up and be a bioligist or a doctor
Why am I here?

and Why the hell do we need bio?
Who cares why Im alive?
Who cares what organ produces bile?
I just wanna get outta here!

you try to be good,
you try to make us smart
oh no, Its regents time
Thanks a lot! Thanks a lot!

Now that i cant graduate!
I blame you! I blame you

damn you teacher, why Bio why

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