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Song Parodies -> "Will The Girdle Be Unbroken"

Original Song Title:

"Will The Circle Be Unbroken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Parody Song Title:

"Will The Girdle Be Unbroken"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I was standing
In the bathroom
Sighing at how much I weigh

When I saw my
Sister's undies
I picked them up and pondered,
"Hey...?"

Will the girdle
Be unbroken
By my size, Lord, by my size?
It's a fast and
Lazy way to
Thin this guy, Lord, thin this guy!

I said to that
Belly-shrinker
"Belly-shrinker, let me know,

If you'll really
Make me thinner,
Or just nudge my pudge below?"

Will the girdle
Be unbroken
By my size, Lord, by my size?
There's no better
Lazy way to
Thin this guy, Lord, thin this guy!

Oh that girdle
Said "You're right sir,
I conceal fat squeezily;

And you'll never
Hide your lard-rolls,
Any way more easily!"

Will the girdle
Be unbroken
By my size, Lord, by my size?
This vain lard-butt's
Hopin' it may
Thin this guy, Lord, thin this guy!

I sat down, and,
Picked up that girdle,
Cussed and struggled, squeezed it on

All of my blubber,
It was hiding!
What a wondrous manly thong!

Will the girdle
Be unbroken
By my size, Lord, by my size?
This vain lard-butt's
Lookin' better!
Thin am I, Lord, thin am I !

I went to
A friend's party
And showed-off my slender build

But the girdle
It exploded
And my friend was almost killed

When the girdle
Was explodin'
Fatnel flied, Lord, fatnel flied !
Bull-whips of lard
Lashed and doled-out
Some black eyes, Lord, some black eyes!

Well the girdle
It was broken
By my size, Lord, by my size!
Now I only
Walk in public
In disguise, Lord, in disguise!

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AFW - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Now, that's stretchin' a Him, too far...Funny scenario..great idea..
Royce Miller - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this original song, and your parody.
Leo Jay - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but some very funny stuff: 'nudge my pudge below...'.
Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolute classic, JD....great story line and plenty of LOL moments. Even the idea of a talking girdle kills me. 555
d - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I choked on my coffee at "fatnel flied"... I assume it means "fat shrapnel", and is a term you coined...don't know how this could possibly be any better, Johnny. Awesome!!
Rick Cormier - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A wondrouth, manly thong.........fiveth all around!!
Dee Range - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, the comment from above from "d" was mine...still got I eye shut, the other ain't workin' :-)
John Barry - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
JD, you are the master of neologisms.
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i don't think this would fly at the grand ol' opry, but i dig it...5s
Ben Molenda - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Purge-enious. The most fun you can have with a church choir. I'll be telling fatnel jokes with my friends I'm sure. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Laugh-Out-Loud funny JD! - that's one for the video - great work on those nasty short lines - you're in great form lately - 555
Teacher - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
NEOLOGISM=NOUN...from the GREEK...NEO=NEW......LOGISM=Gism from the low region...Isn't all gism new?
Johnny D - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks everybody, AFW, Royce, Leo, Kristof, Rick, Dee, JB. Alvin, Ben, Stuart, and Teacher!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is phat!
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks, Peter!

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