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Song Parodies -> "Lloyd the Farmer"

Original Song Title:

"Floyd the Barber"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lloyd the Farmer"

Parody Written by:

Eric Thomas

The Lyrics

I thought the original song was messed up enough. Now its even got an Amish theme.
Hello Eric come on down.
We killed the power to the town.
Amish militant army.
Come on in and have a seat.

They could've taken two.
Pris'ners in their coup.
They should've taken you.

Jethro ties me to cow.
when will you let me come out?
Gen'ral Lloyd comes in the room.
He beats me silly with his broom.

They could've taken two.
Pris'ners in their coup.
They should've taken you.

They steal hoards of PS2s
Being Amish, what'll they do?
Tainted evil modern stuff.
Burn'd at the stake with a gaming buff.

They had taken two.
Bill Gates, not you.
No ransom, we got screwed.
Yea, them crazy Amish people killed Bill Gates and I when I went to Pennslyvania. it kinda hurt.Copywrite me.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Stephen aka Step-chan - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
454. You crammed alot into the chorus, but that's forgivable. Very good based on the theme.

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