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Song Parodies -> "Quack Quack!"

Original Song Title:

"Smack Jack"

Original Performer:

Nina Hagen

Parody Song Title:

"Quack Quack!"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

So here's this song once again, once parodied as "Flap Jacks", but now on a whole new topic. DKTOS? See the creepy video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_vKMDryqt4
He’s taking potshots
Look out for buckshot
It is a sad plot
Elmer’s a bad shot

The Fuddster’s coming out
He’s out to hunt for sport
The ‘Rabbit Season’ sign I stored
Doesn’t seem to work no more
There has to be another way
I'll Call for help and seize the day!

Call the ducks, Quack Quack!
Call the ducks, Quack Quack!
Calling all my fellow birdies black and white, Quack Quack
Call ‘em up, Quack Quack
Call ‘em up, Quack Quack
I give up, that lousy rabbit, he took flight, Quack Quack
Get the ducks, Quack Quack
Get the ducks, Quack Quack
Get me some…AM-MUNITION!

He’s taking potshots
Look out for buckshot
It is a sad plot
Elmer’s a bad shot

(Daffy:) Sometimes acting strange works best
I used to bounce all across the pond! (Hoo-hoohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!)
I think I need to call on down…that green kid…Plucky!
Donald has his three cute nephews, and then there’s Baby Huey!

Here they come, Quack Quack
Here we come, Quack Quack
Daisy can pull grenade pins with her thumb, Quack Quack
It’s the ducks, Quack Quack
It’s the ducks, Quack Quack
Ain’t no chickens in the house, lotsa luck, Quack Quack
Stocking up, Quack Quack
Stocking up, Quack Quack
For an-nihi-lation!!

He’s taking potshots
Look out for buckshot
It is a sad plot
Elmer’s a bad shot

Feathered friends knock their beaks on you
They are rising again, this flock
You will know whom to call the boss
Scrooge McDuck has financed the cause
Darkwing Duck has joined the fray
Gosalyn’s pissed and Launchpad won’t play!

On the hunt, Quack Quack
On the hunt, Quack Quack
NRA and Ted Nugent will feel the brunt, Quack Quack
Beat ‘em up, Quack Quack
Beat ‘em up, Quack Quack
Take away Elmer’s gun and shut him up, Quack Quack
On the prowl, Quack Quack
On the prowl, Quack Quack
And we’ll make his dumb-ass dog give a howl, Quack Quack
We’re the ducks, Quack Quack
We’re the ducks, Quack Quack
Make sure the hunting season really sucks, Quack Quack
Shoot ‘em up, Quack Quack
Shoot ‘em up, Quack Quack
Let’s move up all our flanks for the attack, Quack Quack
And call Carl Stalling for soundtrack, Quack Quack
And make all our own guns go kapow, ack-ack!

He ain’t gonna hunt no more!
Won’t hunt no more, won’t hunt no more, won’t hunt no more…
(SFX of apocalyptic gunfire, duck quacks, screams as singing continues…)

(Donald Duck: “This is very exasperating!…this is very, very exasperating!)

(Daffy: Give us…a break!!...YOU’RE…YOU’RE DETH-PICABLE!)
Copyright, 2008 Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved this! I don't know who gave you a 111 vote, but this was amazing, and it reminds me a lot of the song parody that I posted yesterday... (I should have added that Donald Duck line in my parody somewhere, but I forgot about it, so thanks for the reminder), and I also loved the Darkwing Duck reference, because I used to be a HUGE fan, until they pulled it off the air. Great parody, and I would like this hear this one recorded (Actually on second thought... No, I wouldn't, Nina is far too annoying)
Agrimorfee - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, but imagine the sound of it done by a good Daffy or Donald impressionist! Thanks for the 5s.
Stan Hall - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for an outstanding spin on a very .... busy song. "Creepy" pretty much says it re the video, but at least the music is somewat tuneful. :-)
Jack Wilson - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s Awesome and wacky and random, just like I like em
Johnny D - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Wewwy wewwy cwever!
Jason - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-Q) This was 'wewwy' good indeed!
Guy - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-Q) Agri - You just can't go wrong with Looney Tunes as parody fodder. Love how you ducked in many of the other famous ducks into this little gem. I'll take my duck well done as is this parody. Fine work sir.
Red Ant - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Aggy, remember my "auto 5s" rule? You get it here: I could only make it through two verses and "choruses". Very good though, and I'd *love* to hear this recorded... provided you sound nothing like Nina. =)
Matthias - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree what I said earlier... I like your "Flapjacks" version of this parody too, but this one is better, because it has a plot and a story to it.
Below Average Dave - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh my Goodness, that OS is really--and I mean really--odd. The singer, it says Nina, so I assumed it is a girl, but it sounds like a computer generated guy--enough though, I'm not supposed to be rating the OS, only your parody. I thought it was funny, and creative, I won't say it's one that I really got into though as I had a bit of trouble following it's rhyme scheme to yours, but that could be because it's hard to understand anything Nina said in the song.
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) well that OS and video has fair freaked me out until the weekend at least - was this a challenge, Ag - I can't imagine taking this OS on voluntarily - you picked a great topic for it, although the Oscar-winning rabbit would need all his skills to pull this one off - 555
Agrimorfee - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave...it IS a woman (and all of the other voices are hers), and I don't believe she used an electronic device either. She is, quite simply, nutty. :D
Invisible Boy - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great idea and lots of great lines. You have introduced me to so much strange music I otherwise would have never heard...

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