Song Parodies -> Flapjacks
| Original Song Title: | "Smack Jack" |
| Original Performer: | Nina Hagen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Flapjacks" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
(Uh-oh, I've done it again. )
Here is a hot plate
Here is a hot plate
Here is a hot plate
This is a hot plate!
I am always eating out
I consider it a major sport
Mix that batter up some more
Time now for the Bisquick tour
Passing up the grand buffet
'Cause it's All You Can Eat today!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Say now "Hey Aunt Jemima", take no flack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Serve 'em up with chocolate chips on the stack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP---solution!
Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
It is a hot plate!
I always come here for breakfast
It's the best pancake deal in the land (bwa-ha-hah-ah-aha!)
I need something to wash it down...some cold juice!...yummy!
Add a slice of bacon or two, that will tick-le my tummy!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Would you pass me the butter, just a pat, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It would be much less healthy to smoke crack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP--solution!!!!
Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Be careful, hot plate!
Guiness folks write their books on me
Audience zips around the block
I've reached a paradise (not lost)
A sumptuous repast at low cost
Stomach's bigger than my eyes
Syrup dripping on my thighs!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Applesauce or strawberries on the track, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'm the dude eatin' pancakes, get the knack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
After this brush my teeth, get rid of plaque, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'll get a gut even bigger than Jack Black's, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Bet I can eat twice as much as Bernie Mac, flapjacks!
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks...
(Restaurant employees start singing:)
Please don't eat anymore!
Don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more...no more, no more!
["Yes, maybe I am getting mental...Yes, I'm getting very, very mental!...]
TAKE...A BREAK! ...STOP IT! GOTT IM HIMMEL!
Here is a hot plate
Here is a hot plate
This is a hot plate!
I am always eating out
I consider it a major sport
Mix that batter up some more
Time now for the Bisquick tour
Passing up the grand buffet
'Cause it's All You Can Eat today!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Say now "Hey Aunt Jemima", take no flack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Serve 'em up with chocolate chips on the stack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP---solution!
Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
It is a hot plate!
I always come here for breakfast
It's the best pancake deal in the land (bwa-ha-hah-ah-aha!)
I need something to wash it down...some cold juice!...yummy!
Add a slice of bacon or two, that will tick-le my tummy!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Would you pass me the butter, just a pat, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It would be much less healthy to smoke crack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP--solution!!!!
Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Be careful, hot plate!
Guiness folks write their books on me
Audience zips around the block
I've reached a paradise (not lost)
A sumptuous repast at low cost
Stomach's bigger than my eyes
Syrup dripping on my thighs!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Applesauce or strawberries on the track, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'm the dude eatin' pancakes, get the knack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
After this brush my teeth, get rid of plaque, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'll get a gut even bigger than Jack Black's, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Bet I can eat twice as much as Bernie Mac, flapjacks!
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks...
(Restaurant employees start singing:)
Please don't eat anymore!
Don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more...no more, no more!
["Yes, maybe I am getting mental...Yes, I'm getting very, very mental!...]
TAKE...A BREAK! ...STOP IT! GOTT IM HIMMEL!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. (Cat took too long. :)) DKTOS? Check out Youtube. Yes--that is a woman, and that is her real voice.
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