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Song Parodies -> "Flapjacks"

Original Song Title:

"Smack Jack"

Original Performer:

Nina Hagen

Parody Song Title:

"Flapjacks"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

(Uh-oh, I've done it again. )
Here is a hot plate
Here is a hot plate
Here is a hot plate
This is a hot plate!

I am always eating out
I consider it a major sport
Mix that batter up some more
Time now for the Bisquick tour
Passing up the grand buffet
'Cause it's All You Can Eat today!

Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Say now "Hey Aunt Jemima", take no flack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Serve 'em up with chocolate chips on the stack, Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP---solution!

Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
Here is the next plate!
It is a hot plate!

I always come here for breakfast
It's the best pancake deal in the land (bwa-ha-hah-ah-aha!)
I need something to wash it down...some cold juice!...yummy!
Add a slice of bacon or two, that will tick-le my tummy!

Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Would you pass me the butter, just a pat, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It would be much less healthy to smoke crack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
It's the I--HOP--solution!!!!

Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Here is your third plate!
Be careful, hot plate!

Guiness folks write their books on me
Audience zips around the block
I've reached a paradise (not lost)
A sumptuous repast at low cost
Stomach's bigger than my eyes
Syrup dripping on my thighs!

Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Applesauce or strawberries on the track, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'm the dude eatin' pancakes, get the knack, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
After this brush my teeth, get rid of plaque, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
I'll get a gut even bigger than Jack Black's, flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Eat 'em up Flapjacks!
Bet I can eat twice as much as Bernie Mac, flapjacks!
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks
Do it all with my dignity intact, flapjacks...

(Restaurant employees start singing:)
Please don't eat anymore!
Don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more, don't eat no more...no more, no more!
["Yes, maybe I am getting mental...Yes, I'm getting very, very mental!...]

TAKE...A BREAK! ...STOP IT! GOTT IM HIMMEL!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. (Cat took too long. :)) DKTOS? Check out Youtube. Yes--that is a woman, and that is her real voice.

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Matthias - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Once again you succeeded in parodying the world's strangest songs, but since you're good at parodying why stop doing what you excell at?
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) All you can eat flapjacks gets you all I can vote...fives!!!
Blaydeman - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This may be the strangest OS I've ever heard! It almost completely distracted me from your parody. It took me several reads to get all the way through it with complete comprehension. With that said, this one is really good!
agrimorfee - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
If you liked this one, you will also like my "Quack Quack!" --elsewhere on amiright, same OS.
Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: I 100% agree with Blaydeman, this was a weird OS...but you did a nice job spoofing it!
D-Mon - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) wow this one was really weird, but in a good way.
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I do love me some pancakes. Irritating OS, but great parody so who cares? 555 pancakes!
Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
For some reason the TOS made me think. . ."If Hitler had been an openly Gay man in the 80's, this would be him" I don't know why . . . it just did. I don't know--I agree with D-Mon on the OS being really weird, but the parody was more simplistic than weird for me. I have strange tastes in music too, but this one is on the side of very strange. . .right there with Mr Bungle, not a fan of either I'm afraid. . .but no one can say you aren't original can they?

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