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Song Parodies -> "Wide Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Wide Boy"

Original Performer:

Nik Kershaw

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Boy"

Parody Written by:

Aussie Bloke

The Lyrics

This song is about some morbidly obese guy with an eating disorder and is so wide he can't fit through a door. And just to clarify the meaning of 'symmetry crease', well when someone gets too obese and have a massive belly the belly can actually crease vertically down the centre hence 'symmetry crease'.
He ate a doughnut
It made him flabby
Yes
It made him obese
The life and health of the fatty
He makes
Earthquakes

As he’s a walkin’ down the road

He is so fat and he’s un-healthy

He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess

Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy

He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy

Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.

(Deep bass guitar solo)

He ate a twinkie
He fried the twinkie in a thick buttered pan
He is super flab and chubby
He farts and he burps

He has to walk sideways through the doors

He is so fat and he’s un-healthy

He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess

Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy

He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy

Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.

And with your symmetry crease and your extra-wide pants
I'm here to tell you that you ain't no fancy pants

You’re just a wide boy.

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