Song Parodies -> Wide Boy
| Original Song Title: | "Wide Boy" |
| Original Performer: | Nik Kershaw |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wide Boy" |
| Parody Written by: | Aussie Bloke |
This song is about some morbidly obese guy with an eating disorder and is so wide he can't fit through a door. And just to clarify the meaning of 'symmetry crease', well when someone gets too obese and have a massive belly the belly can actually crease vertically down the centre hence 'symmetry crease'.
He ate a doughnut
It made him flabby
Yes
It made him obese
The life and health of the fatty
He makes
Earthquakes
As he’s a walkin’ down the road
He is so fat and he’s un-healthy
He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess
Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy
He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy
Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.
(Deep bass guitar solo)
He ate a twinkie
He fried the twinkie in a thick buttered pan
He is super flab and chubby
He farts and he burps
He has to walk sideways through the doors
He is so fat and he’s un-healthy
He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess
Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy
He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy
Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.
And with your symmetry crease and your extra-wide pants
I'm here to tell you that you ain't no fancy pants
You’re just a wide boy.
It made him flabby
Yes
It made him obese
The life and health of the fatty
He makes
Earthquakes
As he’s a walkin’ down the road
He is so fat and he’s un-healthy
He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess
Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy
He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy
Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.
(Deep bass guitar solo)
He ate a twinkie
He fried the twinkie in a thick buttered pan
He is super flab and chubby
He farts and he burps
He has to walk sideways through the doors
He is so fat and he’s un-healthy
He is so fat and he eats to extreme excess
Extreme excess
Extreme excess.
He no big deal
He's just a wide boy
He no big deal
He's just an overweight guy
Oh me
Oh my
Oh me
Oh my.
And with your symmetry crease and your extra-wide pants
I'm here to tell you that you ain't no fancy pants
You’re just a wide boy.
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