-> "Sister Katie (Lutheran)"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Christian"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sister Katie (Lutheran)"
The Lyrics
Sister Katie
used to be a nun.
Catholicism the only one
to say you're saved.
Now you're going
to Martin Luther.
You know Jesus
don't want to keep marriage from you.
It's true.
You're Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
Wench, you know
that Luther has a past.
Nailed to the church door
nintey-five theses.
Then said, "Let's wed."
Sister Katie,
with born-again life.
Translate the Bible
for common folks to view.
It's true.
It's true, yeah.
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Sister Katie,
it's Reformation.
And you know that church is not the one
to say you're saved.
'Cause you're Lutheran.
Hallelu-yeah! Lutheran.
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