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Song Parodies -> "Martha Stewart"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Christian"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Night Ranger

Parody Song Title:

"Martha Stewart"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Martha's guilty! I have wanted to do a Martha parody ever since I heard she was guilty. Here it is!
Martha Stewart, oh what have you done
And you know that it's your prison day today
Where you going? You're going to jail
You know the Supreme Court found you guilty, it's true
It's true

You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight

Martha, you're going to the Big House
And you are as squeaky clean as a mouse, no way, today
Martha Stewart, they will give you life
You will go to jail until your death, boo hoo
It's true, it's true, yeah

You're guilty, Martha
What you did ain't right
Why'd you commit a crime?
You'll go to jail tonight

You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight

You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight

You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight

Martha Stewart, oh what have you done
And you know that it's your prison day today
But you're guilty, Martha
Yeah, guilty, Martha

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Cryptic Wizard - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And did I mention it was funny? Slightly off-pace in a couple parts so I can only give a 4 there, but hey, there just aren't enough Martha parodies...loved it.
raddog20002002 - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL...........Nice concept

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