Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Congratulations. You're hired.)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Now go stock the shelves)
Got a job at the corner store as a manager of stock
Just moppin' the floor and waitin' out the clock
Cause scrubbing out the dumpster leaves a rancid stink
And so does separating chicken parts in the kitchen sink,
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Just stock

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Would you like a receipt, sir?)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Eighteen cents is your change)
Take my broom and pan and sweep the parking lot
Then I price all of the food and break down every box
Fillin' up the sodas in the fridges from the back
Where it's 31 degrees, but let's just leave it at that,
and you know I'm
Baggin' stuff, fixin' subs, pricin' gun
Baggin' stuff enough?
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, loadin' trucks
With stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Number 20 your order is ready)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Don't slip, I just mopped there)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Cleanup on aisle three)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (If you don't like it, there's the exit)
Go home and do some lazing at the end of the day
'Cause the most rewarding part is when I collect my pay
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Baggin' stuff enough?
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Just stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, (Will that be paper or plastic?)
Just baggin' stuff,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, (Why yes, we do sell nachos)
Baggin' stuff.
(Gracias, ven otra vez.)