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Song Parodies -> "Baggin' Stuff (Stockboy Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Hangin' Tough"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New Kids On The Block

Parody Song Title:

"Baggin' Stuff (Stockboy Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

I recently took a job as a stock boy at a convenience store, and I must say the pay is good for the work I do. I included some spoken word phrases overlapping the hooks to include things a convenience store worker might say.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Congratulations. You're hired.)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Now go stock the shelves)
Got a job at the corner store as a manager of stock
Just moppin' the floor and waitin' out the clock
Cause scrubbing out the dumpster leaves a rancid stink
And so does separating chicken parts in the kitchen sink,
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Just stock

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Would you like a receipt, sir?)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Eighteen cents is your change)
Take my broom and pan and sweep the parking lot
Then I price all of the food and break down every box
Fillin' up the sodas in the fridges from the back
Where it's 31 degrees, but let's just leave it at that,
and you know I'm
Baggin' stuff, fixin' subs, pricin' gun
Baggin' stuff enough?
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, loadin' trucks
With stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Number 20 your order is ready)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Don't slip, I just mopped there)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (Cleanup on aisle three)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (If you don't like it, there's the exit)
Go home and do some lazing at the end of the day
'Cause the most rewarding part is when I collect my pay
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Baggin' stuff enough?
Baggin' stuff, sweepin' up, pricin' gun
Just stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, (Will that be paper or plastic?)
Just baggin' stuff,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, (Why yes, we do sell nachos)
Baggin' stuff.
(Gracias, ven otra vez.)

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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k1chyd - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there, sold that, packed it, collected the paycheck.
John Barry - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
DTKOS, but this chronicle of the mundane is very funny.
Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You've got fives in the bag.
Acronym police to John Barry - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
What you just said was "Don't The Know Original Song." You should have said:
D.K.T.O.S

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