The first time I met Doris
Second time was a blast
Alvin And The Chipmunks
A blast from the past

Doris really hates them
Tell her she's your friend
She can watch Nickelodeon
To see Danny Phantom

I did the wrong stuff,Doris
Mighty Mouse invaded Dexter's Lab
He does the wrong stuff,Doris
And Mandark's getting really mad

Mandark just killed Mighty Mouse
In Dexter's Laboratory
Mickey Mouse was throwing cheese
At Tommy Pickles (Tommy's All Grown Up)

Rub,rubber duckie
Er,er,Ernie
Rub,rubber duckie
The wrong stuff

Telekinesis
Er,er,Ermac
(hearing "Mortal Kombat!" from the movie)
The wrong stuff

The first time she got braces
Doris wasn't rude
Watching Power Rangers and
She was cool but crude

And Sesame Street's fun
Ain't inventinable
Ernie sucks without that Bert
Ernie's edible

Who's got the wrong stuff,Doris
Bert hits Ernie with his knee
You had the wrong stuff,Doris
So you want to kill Ernie

Doris was a neighborhood clown
She still young,she don't frown
You thought it was really dumb,
Doris said (Shut up! Shut up!)

Dexter's Laboratory
Danny Phantom
Mighty Mouse is a villain
The wrong stuff

Power Rangers are
Really so cool
Doris is really here
The wrong stuff

Er,er,er,Ernie
Er,er,Ermac
Ernie and Ermac
The wrong stuff