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Song Parodies -> "99 Krispy Kremes"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nena

Parody Song Title:

"99 Krispy Kremes"

Parody Written by:

T2N WRITER

The Lyrics

I did my research on this, and found out that the Krispy Kremes guy did in fact not play the drums for Paul McCartney. also, the rutles did not think of spoofing when I'm 64 to "Five dozen and four Krispy Kremes)
you and I in a bakery shop
check the bread and the rolls, and the icing they slop
get one free, at the break of dawn,
the people come and then they're gone
in the back, yeast is soft there,
flashing neon, come get your share
people come, and people buy
99 krispy Kremes go bye..

ninety nine krispy cremes
on a tray to go bye bye
some are filled, and some dessert,
good from here and nowhere else
the fry machine springs to life,
krispy cremes then fill my eyes
where's the ones that I can buy
99 Krispy Kremes oh my

at 99 dominion street
the address where they make them sweet
they scurry, worry, bake in flurries
cause they sell out in a hurry
this is is man, what I mean
heaven is the chocolate cream,
the president is on the line
saying send me eight or nine

ninety nine, held in the air
like super sweety hula hoops,
try the new ones with the fiber
move right through give you the poops
ingredients identified,
sugar always satisfies
I could eat them every night
99 krispy kremes oh my..

99 round meals I've had
and every one a crispy kreme
it's all over but the powder
they are good, but oh so messy
not a crumb for souveniers
now I'm fat, I'm letting go.........

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Kyle B. - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This song makes me extremely hungry...5-5-5 all the way, T2N WRITER!
Tim Hall - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yum!
d@n - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
uhhhh after about 3 kripsy kremes im done. 99? i cant even imagine
2Eagle - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
As Homer Simpson would say, drool!!!!! But I would prefer 99 Van De Kamps.

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