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Song Parodies -> "99 Dead Raccoons"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nena

Parody Song Title:

"99 Dead Raccoons"

Parody Written by:

Gary Main

The Lyrics

Smile
You and I made a quick stop
buy a box of poison with the money we've got
Set it out when the sun went down
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at tree, the coons are all scared
tried to warn the others.. Theres poison out there!
bloating in the summer sky
99 dead raccoons just lie

99 dead raccoons bloating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's poison here from somewhere else
The rest of them come out tonight
hunting food with eager eyes
they eat the bait and lie
As 99 more raccons die

99 lay down the street, 99 that tried to eat
to worry, worry, super-scurry
that darn rat poison works in a hurry
This is what we've waiting for
got rid of raccoons thats for sure
The poison works very fine
As 99 more raccons die

99 coons lying dead
In every one a little pill
It's all over and its not too pretty
In the dust are garbage kitties
If I could find a souvenier
to show i got them out of here...
well here you take a dead raccoon
stinking coons i hope you go
Gary Main12/05/2003All rights Reserved

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wHO'S aSKING? - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a fragment!!!!!!!!!!!
aoid - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, "wHO'S aSKING": It's obvious that you DKTOS.

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