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Song Parodies -> "99 J.B. Tunes"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 J.B. Tunes"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

John's a guy who'll write 'til he drops
Writes a bag of new tunes pulling out all the stops
Chucky G at the break of dawn
Will one by one, post each song
Packets race, straining the software
Flash the message, pulling out hair!
Posting all together here ---
99 J.B. tunes appear!

99 J.B. tunes,
Posting all together now!
Holy hell, that's quite a schtick!
Is something wrong, is J.B. sick?
The more-machine gets in gear
Opens up one eager ear
Focusing on something here
When 99 J.B. tunes appear

99 Obsession Street
99 musical treats
From Barry, Barry, Moe and Larry!
Tranquilize and gurney-carry!
This is why we challenge him,
Twist his wit boys, limb from limb!
The readers all sit back and cheer
As 99 J.B. tunes appear

All beware,
Of super-high-tech dreck-writers!
Everyone's a super-weirdo!
Everyone's a Spaff-Dot-Com!
With orders to relyricize,
To satirize and parodize!
Posting here on AmIRight
As 99 J.B. tunes take flight

99 dreams J.B. had,
And every one's a super tune!
It's all over and he's sitting pretty
Grins his lusting for a ditty
John Barry gave us all a scare,
Just to prove he'd take a dare!
So here is this J.D. hymn ---
I challenged him --- he made it there!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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John Barry - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. "99 Obsession Street"--LMAO! In retrospect, it was fun.
Tim Mayfield - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
And how appropriate that one of the 'Nena' album covers looks like she's in a padded cell. ;-)
Agrimorfee - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope JB is still in decompression mode...I shudder to think what would happen if he went outside of his house and into society this morning. Nice tribute, Johnny!
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The irony is that we only remember one Nena song, and it inspired John Barry to do 99 songs in one day. That record will never be broken... if we have any sanity left!
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
nice tribute to an amazing feat...5s
Phil Alexander - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice tribute, JD :-) I did like "relyricize"
Lionel Mertens - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give you 5,5,5 for #599. Can't wait for 600.
stuart mcarthur - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
yay, brilliant - 555
Johnny D - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, JB (kudos again!), Tim, Agrimorfee, Michael, alvin, Philbo, Lionel, and stuart.

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