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Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 Free CDs"

Parody Written by:

The Biggest Fan Of The Crazy Frog In The World

The Lyrics

About those stupid free CD's you get with newspapers these days, THEY'RE SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You and I in a little newsagent
Buy a bag of newspapers with the money we've got
Read them all when we got home
'till one by one they were read
Back at home, feeling inside them
Give the message "something's in them"
Lurking in those nespapers
Ninety nine free CDs to chuck!

Ninety nine free CDs
Clogging up my cluttered house
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from a free gift
The chuck machine springst to life
Opens up one eager eye
And focusing it on the bin
The ninety nine free CDs are chucked!

Ninety nine cool newspapers
All of them with free CDs
To chuck, chuck, in the dustbin
Of to throw out of the window
Worse than those AOL CD's
This is it boys, this is junk
Probably never listened to
They're ninety nine free CDs to chuck!

Ninety nine CDs to chuck
To put down my old dustbin
Else they'll clutter up my house
Everyone's a rubbis one
With orders to throw in the biné
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the dusty-bin
Ninety nine fre CDs to chuck!

They're ninety-nine free CDs to chuck

Ninety nine papers I have had
In every one a free CD
It's all over and they've gone away
In this dustbin that's been emptied
And they ain't no souveniers
Just to prove the Sun was here
And there are no free CDs
Forget about the f****** junk!

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