You and I in the school canteen
Buy a bag of plastic spoons with the money we've got
Place them on the table, next to desert
Til one by one, they were gone
Back behind a counter we wait
Flash the message, Dinner is late
Some one says Food Fight
99 plastic spoons go by

99 plastic spoons
Floating across the canteen high
Panic bells it's red alert
Jelly flung a favorite desert
Flan is tossed at the teachers why?
Opens doors to custard pies
Focusing it on the sky as 99 plastic spoons go by

99 wippy ice cream
99 puddens smear
To worry, worry, super Mcflurry
Toppings from chocolate delight
This is what we've waited for
A battle of foods that leads to war
The princable is on alert
As 99 plastic spoons go by

99 my grannies age
Very wise and full of sage
Till she got a banana peel
And throw it at the nurses feel
Upset they retaliate
food fight at old peoples home
99 Plastic Spoons go by

99 my flat number in a multi complex
Starting food fights causes people vex
In this dust that was a city
Needs a laugh as you must pity
Just to prove life is great
And here is a plastic spoon
I think of fun, and let it go