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Song Parodies -> "99 Plastic Spoons (FOOD FIGHT!!!)"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 Plastic Spoons (FOOD FIGHT!!!)"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

You and I in the school canteen
Buy a bag of plastic spoons with the money we've got
Place them on the table, next to desert
Til one by one, they were gone
Back behind a counter we wait
Flash the message, Dinner is late
Some one says Food Fight
99 plastic spoons go by

99 plastic spoons
Floating across the canteen high
Panic bells it's red alert
Jelly flung a favorite desert
Flan is tossed at the teachers why?
Opens doors to custard pies
Focusing it on the sky as 99 plastic spoons go by

99 wippy ice cream
99 puddens smear
To worry, worry, super Mcflurry
Toppings from chocolate delight
This is what we've waited for
A battle of foods that leads to war
The princable is on alert
As 99 plastic spoons go by

99 my grannies age
Very wise and full of sage
Till she got a banana peel
And throw it at the nurses feel
Upset they retaliate
food fight at old peoples home
99 Plastic Spoons go by

99 my flat number in a multi complex
Starting food fights causes people vex
In this dust that was a city
Needs a laugh as you must pity
Just to prove life is great
And here is a plastic spoon
I think of fun, and let it go

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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 3   0
 4   3
 5   4

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Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't vote on this as I barely remember/understood TOS. Did you know that in the video though that when the ballons were beings popped it was from soldiers with guns firing LIVE AMMUNITION at them?
Kizul Emeraldfire - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Never saw the video… but this was a funny parody of 99 Red Baloons, I must say! ^^=b good work!
2Eagle - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it. Maybe that is what the whole Bush family does when they are alone.
Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
smiled from the title and didnt look back. seems like some of the pacing is off, but without the original it's hard to tell. cant believe you didnt get more reviews of this one. nice job.

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