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Song Parodies -> "99 Red Baboons"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 Red Baboons"

Parody Written by:

Ros Jessamine

The Lyrics

It's a fancy dress competition. (not very clear!)
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
til' one by one they were gone

Back at base bugs made of softwear
Flash and meshgear, something's from hair
Walking under the summer sky
99 red baboons walk by

99 red baboons
walking under summer sky
Panic lads, it's Red desert
There's someone here that's something else.
War machines,springs from fife
opens up my eager eye
Focusing to the right as 99 red baboons walk by

99 decision street
99 priministers meet
To hurry, hurry, Mr.Slurry
all the troops work in a Curry's
This is it boy's, this is war
That President has won the wine
as 99 red baboons go by

99 knights with fine hair
fighting super high tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a captain hook
My order's to identify
To categy, and classify
Scrappy's under summer's eye
99 red baboons go by

99 screams I have had
(for) everyone, a red balloon
now It's all over and I'm feeling shitty
In this dust, it wasn't pretty
' Copyright Ros Jessamine

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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