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Song Parodies -> "Patent Prosecution Assistant"

Original Song Title:

"Always Something There To Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"Patent Prosecution Assistant"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

A long overdue song for an underappreciated occupation
I organize the patent files and the patent database
Preparing patent applications on the fly -- I'm on the case
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I study Intellectual Property case work when things get slow
I'm writing reports for submission to the U--SPTO
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I'm a paralegal, I've got a business degree
Now someone wrote a song for me!

If you should need someone reviewing dockets with your attorneys
I'll come in and conduct your legal research just the way you please
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I'm a paralegal, I've got a business degree
Now someone wrote a song for me!

Cause I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant
Patent Prosecution Assistant
Patent Prosecution Assistant
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Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this is pretty clever! 5's
Rice Cube - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good indeed ;-) I can just see the guys in the patent office doing the can-can....
Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rice, Johnny. Rice, that's kind of how the idea got started. I asked a friend of mine what her job title was, she told me, and said, "HA! It doesn't rhyme with anything, try to make a song out of that!" So I did =) (She loves it)
Meriadoc - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to admit it waaaay beats our Pizza Hut Driver! Excellent job!
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job......5s
Jack Wilson - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Always somethin there to vote three fives
Melhi - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Jeff.
Peregrin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work! Interesting subject matter!
Ashkicksass - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe they weren't sure if this was funny on the IP website! It's fabulous!
Serafina - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, Jeff! :)
Jeff Reuben - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina, you rock!

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