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Song Parodies -> "One Night in North Pole"

Original Song Title:

"One Night In Bangkok"

Original Performer:

Murray Head

Parody Song Title:

"One Night in North Pole"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Submitted this on Christmas Eve and it didnt show up on Christmas. Re-submitting this and a couple others
One night in North Pole made Santa hungover
He may run late on his deliveries
One night in North made the Claus an airport
The reason why? Here's the story
...(tharr be more) Peer into the depths
Twas the night before Christmas
And the North Pole threw Santa a big huge party
The elves made a mess of the sled and it was guided by
Coked reindeer

Fat guy
He’s ready for Christmas
We got some egg nog
But elves put beer in it
All change – not much milk, cookies and candy
Like their ordinary menu

There’s beer
And martinis
And chips and dip
On their plates

One night in North Pole made the Claus hungover
They’re gonna drink until they have to pee
You’ll find egg nog on every reindeer’s antlers
All the girls are just over eighteen
I can feel the elves are pissin right on me

This pole it’s very northern
But Santa shows his girls his one that’s very southern

It’s a blast ,that’s a fact,, it’s not shitty
I think Rudolph just made a Mr. Hankey

It’s red and green! There’s lights all over the town

[COMPANY]
Get on your feet
Get reindeers drunk like some guys do with donkeys

Get snowed! Make Frosty furious
Your snowballs are among the purest
I make my kids sit on my waistlne, sunshine

One night in North Pole made the Claus man Homer
Mrs. Claus also looks hot you see
One night in North Pole made snow all yellow
Just joining us is an elf named Buddy
I can see the reindeer tryin’ to trample me
*musical interlude as various sounds of drunken screaming,yelling and pissing and HO HO HO are heard
*
“Am I missing a tooth?”

Santa will give the girls hell
If they even refuse to jingle his bells
These girls prove more the truth
That Kringle likes to mingle

These elves are watching it-through a yuletide peephole

Do you elves see what I see here?
That our man’s hung just like a reindeer
Rudolph, it could help guide you
Cause the ho’s he uses will excite you!

Now he’s gotta sled across the world, to houses, let’s see how this goes

One night in North Pole made his belly grumble
Gonna have to get Hanukkah Harry
Played egg nog pong ,but not until wee hours
He showed some flesh it will make history
I can see the elves are sleighing with beard

One night in North Pole made the Claus hungover
Turns out he can makes some deliveries
One night in North Pole made the fat guy tumble
Didn’t spike his egg nog with nay roofies
I bet that made him even more merry!
2009 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Jack Wilson - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Here it is!
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
OS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmaJ4G6qhM8&feature=related Who gave it 211?
Christie Marie M - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho ho ho! Merry Belated Christmas!!! I wished I could have been to that party! Especially seeing Santa hung over! That's really something. Kind of reminds me of the movie "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton! As a matter of fact, that fits his character as well! Glad to see this parody. 555 presents from Santa!
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks! LOL i was thinking ogf that while writing this LOL
DJ Blaze - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I sure didn't give you 211... I give you 555. Elves put beer in eggnog? Nothing is sacred.
Jack wilson - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks DJ!
blackjack21 - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
That was one wild party up there at the North Pole!!! Crazy stuff Jack, 555.
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks blackjack!
Matthias - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Beer in egg nog? Gross! But my dad did put some brandy into his egg nog that was devine! I can't imagine beer in egg nog through that just kinda grosses me out thinking about it. Other than that this was a great original song and a fantastic parody.
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias!
tomario - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
i played the youtube vid to sing along and it didnt start with the chorus..i thought wtf! so after checking i had the right song intelligence kicked in and i sang away merrily. love the refs to cartoons fav line "I can feel the elves are pissin right on me" and just who is "Hanukkah Harry" ? mysterious chap! (maybe should have a song of his own! lol nice work
MysteryGoat - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Any song that highlights Santa's true debaucherous lifestyle is golden in my book! Spread the truth!!!
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM Ho Ho "Hiccup"'s to Santa's night of AA wrecklessness...
Peter Andersson - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought RA stood for Rheumatoid Arthritis but now I realise it stands for Reindeers Anonymous...
Abbott Skelding - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent job! I haven't heard the OS in awhile, but you nailed it!
Max Power - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Rudy on drugs!
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Looks Santa and Company got completely blitze(n)d...bad pun, I know. 555 headache tablets!
Red Ant - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
"All the girls are just over eighteen", "If they even refuse to jingle his bells" and the coked reindeer were great gets, Jack. Well done, LC.
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't recall this song being done before, one of my favs from the 80s. This is one of your better ones, I really liked it.
Below Average Dave - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Every January I see X-Mas parodies, it's well written and funny Jack, but as I told Peter, I get so burnt out on the Christmas theme, and its one time of the year appeal, its hard for me to really get a good laugh, fun OS choice

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