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Song Parodies -> "Eary Liaison"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Mr. Mister

Parody Song Title:

"Eary Liaison"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

...Earrrrrrrr---y Li--ai--son...

...Earrrrrrrr---y Li--ai--son...


Some songs blow hard
They're rent with pompous pride

In glossaries
Of tunes I kno-o-o-o-ow

They're reachin' in
To where I cannot hide

Grit-ting my teeth
At how they blo-o-o-o-ow

My heart is bold, it holds my parodies

I'll oddly turn this song around

Somewhere between my soul and melodies

Is where I find my elfish sound

Eary Liaison
Sound of prose that I must babble!

Eary Liaison
You'll see what this writer writes!

Eary Liaison
Where I'm going, will you follow?

Eary Liaison
Fun with finding random rhymes!

Some writers young, some writers growing old
See what my rhymes would seem to be-e-e-e-e!

"Would I have swallowed down my frozen chode"
That's prose I squished -- it's not my ple-e-e-e-ea!

Smeary Liaison
Brown's the toad that I unravel

Bleary Liaison
Threw a shark-breast up tonight!

Weary Liaison
Harem's growing 'til you waddle!

Eary Liaison
On a rhyme-way in the mind



Steery Liaison
Cows I rope and wrestle lassoed

Sneery Liaison
Two-for-one is such a price!

Eary Liaison
Where rhyme's going, will you follow?

Beery Liaison
On a thigh spray Miller Lite!

Cheery Liaison
Clowns explode in smiling barrels!

Eerie Liaison
Through the Loch Ness monster's eyes!

Queery Liaison
Cher-eyes glowing 'til you swallow!

Leery Liaison
O-nan-ism is your right!

Eary Liaison
Sound of prose that I just babbled

Eary Liaison
You've seen what this writer writes!

Eary Liaison
Where I'm going, did you follow?

Eary Liaison
On this website, AmiRight!

Eary Liaison --- Now you know that I love Scrabble!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Rick C - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ear's to you, JD...5s
alvin rhodes - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
whew...readin' that was akin to lickin' a toad...5s for being so darn weird
Jeff Reuben - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I actually have an idea for this song as well. Any song about licking toads is good with me. I liked the oddness of this one.
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, Alvin, and Jeff.
Cryptic Wizard - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This one had me rolling off my chair! Absolutely hilarious! All 5's from me, that's for sure, it's not often I find a song parody that makes me laugh like this one did.
Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Cryptic Wizard!
Stephen Harrington - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one! 5s.

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