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Song Parodies -> "Carry A Laser"

Original Song Title:

"Kyrie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mr. Mister

Parody Song Title:

"Carry A Laser"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

Carry a laser, Carry a laser, Carry

I point a laser pointer at the screen,
Movie goers are mad at me
I point at people, I know it's so mean,
Other places I need to be

I make some jokes, and then I travel on,
I really am an awful pain
I'll go back to the store I got them from,
And get laser pointers again

Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright

And then I got one of those laser beams,
Used it as a weapon, you see
But they're addicted to lasers it seems,
And they're using them against me

Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright

Whoa ow oh, gotta go
Whoa oh no, there they go

Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright

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Offender - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I used to think the original song did say "carry a laser." I figured it was about a guy giving someone some survival tips for a sci-fi kind of situation. ("If you want to survive your trip down Glory Road, you've got to carry a laser.")
Johnny D - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant - in more ways than one! "Carry A Laser" for "Kyrie Eleison" --- man, I wish I'd thought of that first! Good job!
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all.
Troy - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahahaha good stuff all 5s!!! Laser pointers are dangerous if they are pointed in one's eye, can cause permanent eyesight damage, a mate told me he pointed a laser pointer at a sign 500 m away in the night and the whole sign lit up bright red!!! The song does sound like "Carry a laser" too. This song brings back childhood memories for me as I heard it back around 1986 when I was 5 and living in Tasmania, I was trying to get a hold of this song for a while as I forgotten the band and title and after searching through countless 80s albums sound samples on allmusic.com finally found it whew!!! Your parody was great and the original is great too!
Larry Hensley - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Troy.
Red Ant - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, and what Johnny D said. 5s.
Larry Hensley - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Red.

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