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Song Parodies -> "See Our Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Movie score for Disney's

Parody Song Title:

"See Our Breasts"

Parody Written by:

Jim K

The Lyrics

I was inspired one day while attending a Renaissance Fair...
Be our guests,
See our breasts,
Ours are better than the rest,
Because every buxom beauty's got a bosom in her vest!

And each ass
is first class,
Watch'em wiggle when we we pass!
Each one firmer than the former,
Every fella's feeling warmer!

We've got lips, hair and eyes
sure to make your spirits rise,
Our wispy waists will cause you to obsess!
And heartfelt heaving sighs
help you to realize
that we're blessed to impress
See our breasts!

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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 31

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