Monday night is gayyyyy night
My motorcycle and black leather tights
Handful of grease on my ass feels right
But what I need to get me hard are

Dudes Dudes Dudes
Large arms and tight abs
Dudes Dudes Dudes
Dancin' down to the male Strip
Dudes Dudes Dudes
Tight hips fingertips

Trick or treat sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Gay guys ya just can't be beat
But you're the best when you're off their feet

Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
At the manhole in Philly
Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Rocking in Australia at Thunder down under
Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Raising Hell at the 3rd eye

Have you read the news
In the Gay Weekly Tribune
Ya know he did me
Well then he broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new boy toy
I tell ya what, dude dance for me
I'll keep you over employed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Buddies, Toolbox
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a ménage trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
B-B-Body Shop, lowww Arch
Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Chippandales where I lost my heart

Dudes, Dudes, Dudes

(Spoken)
Hey Tommy, check that dude out man
Where Vince where?
Hey right there, hey
Hey sweet ass don't you wanna go some where?

Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Dudes, Dudes, Dudes Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Dudes, Dudes, Dudes

Dudes, Dudes, Dudes

Whoa