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Song Parodies -> "Gum, Gum, Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Girls, Girls, Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Gum, Gum, Gum"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Growing up, I used to be a gun chewer and had a girlfriend who loved gum.
Friday night and smile so bright
Pack of Wrigley's and my breath's all right
I've got a fox and her jeans are tight
We're gonna make love all night, 'cept for this

Gum, gum, gum
She's chewin' too and licks her lips
Gum,
Gotta trash it or else spit
Gum,
Blowin' bubbles, she just can't quit

Bubble gum may be a treat
Bubble Yum is so hard to beat
I wanna kiss her, her mouth is sweet
Spit it out, I'll sweep her off her feet

Gum, gum, gum
10ยข a foot when it's on sale
Gum, gum, gum
Bazooka Joe and his comic tales
Gum, gum, gum
Chew so long that it becomes stale
Many flavors to choose
Apple to grape, cherry too
Oh so juicy
Chewin' nasty like a tart

Gum-smackin' noise
Teachers annoyed
I tell ya what, girl
Blow for me, and I'll be overjoyed
Gum stretching funny
Does that fingertip "thing"

Saliva pours, mouth hard-pressed
Sloppy kissing, we make a mess
She's back to bubbles, chewin' hard
But is more healthy than smoking cigars

Gum, gum, gum
We both chew, will never part
Gum, gum, gum
A pack of Teaberry, stole her heart

Gum, gum, gum

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Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I thought it might be a parody of the Beach Boys, "Fun, Fun, Fun." Do you remember the old TV commercials? "Wrigley's Spearmint gum, gum, gum, gum... Carry the big fresh flavor!" With people walking down the street carrying gigantic packs of gum?
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Or the Doublemint gum with the twins commercials?
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
hehe, I thought it would be a parody of the European Christmas carol 'Fum, fum, Fum". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdl1E7qartk

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