-> "Guns, Guns, Guns"
Original Song Title:
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Guns, Guns, Guns"
The Lyrics
German guns are such a delight
A fine Gewehr und ein Eickhorn knife
An Enfield just doesn't feel right
K98 better in any fight by far...
German
Guns, guns, guns
STGs and HK Caseless kicks
Guns,
G-3 from CETME from Mauser tips
Guns,
Direct hits, flash-to-flesh rips!
Dryse moved to breech- wow! was that neat
Germans first to rifle for spin ac-cu-racy
German guns can't be beat
From the old Jaegers to Syrian streets!
Guns, guns, guns
MP-18 SMG in Great War didn't fail
Guns, guns, guns
MP-40 for Fallschirmjaeger Low Country tales
Guns, guns, guns
Postwar MP-K and L
MP-5 greatest sub news
VIP, SFs, worldwide use
Now comes a new MP
MP-7 PDW that is state of the art
Deutsch smart!!!
And don't forget about pistols, boys
Borchardt first auto, 19th century toy
Then the Luger unfurled
Walther P (-38), for the Reich's Army
HK, the same story
You know the ones I mean (USP/Mark 23)
MG-08 used in France
Was a Maxim that the Germans advanced
MG-34/42 GPMGs did a lot
1300 rpm for the latter, the Allies fought
"Hitler's Buzzsaw, like shredding calico"
Guns, guns, guns
P-11, underwater as such
Guns, guns, guns
Nothing like firing 5 explosive darts!
Guns, guns, guns
German guns...
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