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Song Parodies -> "Kickstart my Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Kickstart my Fart"

Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Kickstart my Fart"

Parody Written by:

Led/Floyd

The Lyrics

Motley Crue rules!!!!!
When I'm loaded
I get loaded on Beans
I start fartin
and i'm flying free
My fart,MY FART!
Kickstart my fart
Always start fartin'
when I shouldn't be
You had one,me? 1-0-3
My fart,MY FART!
Kickstart my fart

OOh,are you ready airspray?
OOh,are you ready hazmat?
OOh,YEh
kickstart my fart
you'll want it to stop
OOh,YEh,baked beans
OOh,YEh
kickstart my fart
you'll start passin' out
OOh,YEh,Pinto

Sittin' round naked
with a plate of beans
if I bend over
i'll fart in your face
My fart,MY FART!
Kickstart my fart
Try to sneak out
and you'll be suprised
The gas will
spread through time
My fart,MY FART!
Kickstart my fart

OOh,are you ready airspray?
OOh,are you ready hazmat?
OOh,YEh
kickstart my fart
you'll want it to stop
OOh,YEh,baked beans
OOh,YEh
kickstart my fart
you'll start passin' out
OOh,YEh,Pinto

When I start
it's like Mustard Gas
Years gone by...i'd say I burnt
some Grass
When my Farts in Flame,
broke the gauge
different beans flowing
through my vbrain
and i'd say I can still Fart Bad

Ooh,gaag,they Kickstart my fart
You'll hope it'll stop
and to think,I made all you passout...
Pass Out!!!

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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Figgy - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Trust me toilet humor ain't the way to go p.s motley crue suck
Led/Floyd - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude Motley Crue Rules. And toilet humor is funny thats why it has Humor in it.
fartsrule - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
can i fart on u ??? plzzzzzz
fartsrule - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
just joking lol

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