Dr. Phil McGraw

Started as Oprah's second hand man
On Wednesday afternoons
Gotta make that money, honey,
Got his own show real soon
Now CBS finds some fat chick
Wanting to get things off her chest
The doctor's in to let her know
That she has flabby breasts

He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He's the one that makes you feel all fat
He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He'll make you feel like Frankenstein

Bringing people on his show
That don't know how to raise their kids
The parents are always in the wrong
No matter what they did
He'll tell them that they're stupid
Letting little Johnny have his way
One day he'll say that to someone Black
And he'll have Hell to pay

He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He's the one that makes you feel all fat
He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He'll make you feel like Frankenstein
But there's one thing I don't understand (Dr. Phil McGraw)
He's not what you'd call a skinny man (Dr. Phil McGraw)
Hottest bag of air I ever saw (Dr. Phil McGraw)
He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw

Just because he's on T.V.
Does not make him the king.
He has to be one of the biggest quacks
That I've ever seen
Lucky for him Oprah's there
To catch him when he falls
If not for her, he'd be nothing
She's got him by the balls

He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He's the one that makes you feel all fat
He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw
He'll make you feel like Frankenstein
But there's one thing I don't understand (Dr. Phil McGraw)
He's not what you'd call a skinny man (Dr. Phil McGraw
Hottest bag of air I ever saw (Dr. Phil McGraw)
He's the one they call Dr. Phil McGraw