We hate it when our friends are one-hit wonders,
We hate it when our friends are one-hit wonders,
Oh look at them weep,
Now look at their eyes, they don't sleep,
A brand new video!
Well, they just keep holding on,
Waa, waa, waa

We hate it when our friends are one-hit wonders,
Like M.C. Hammer, he had to burn those pants,
And their grief will destroy them,
Despite their will, it will,
Destroy them,
Forget the comeback,
Well, it's good as gone,
They're just so desperate
Waa, waa, waa

You see, I'm glad it's not me,
Singing "Come On Eileen",
Nobody will care,
And nobody likes you,
They say:

Ah, you had just one song,
One lousy song,
One song that I can't stand,
Hit,
Follow,
Comeback tour,
Drugs, fade,
Just listen:
Waa, waa-wa-wa-waa