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Song Parodies -> "Flying Kites"

Original Song Title:

"Immortal Rites"

Original Performer:

Morbid Angel

Parody Song Title:

"Flying Kites"

Parody Written by:

JuicedaSlop

The Lyrics

Retarded, but nice.
Gathered for a festival
Kite-flying is aligned
Call upon the judges
To see who did better than the other guy
Free our kites to take the wind
Who will win first prize
Now my kite's all tangled up
Ooh, this sucks so much ass, I will not win

Competing with all the others
Technical skills abide
My kite is nothing special
But sure gets the job done right
But how can I do this shit
If I'm all tangled up with it

Now I am the flying kite
Can't seem to get down
Dastardly winds from this beach
Pull me all around
People are amused by it
But I need some damn help badly

Gathered for a festival
Kite-flying is aligned
Call upon the judges
To see who did better than the other guy
Free our kites to take the wind
Who will win first prize
Now my kite's all tangled up
Ooh, this sucks so much ass, I will not win


Now I am the flying kite
Can't seem to get down
Dastardly winds from this beach
Pull me all around
People are amused by it
Looks like I just won first prize

Flying Kites




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