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Song Parodies -> "The Very First Time (A Diamondbacks Ballad)"

Original Song Title:

"The Very First Time"

Original Performer:

Miss Teen USA

Parody Song Title:

"The Very First Time (A Diamondbacks Ballad)"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

This is a Ballad of the Arizona Diamondbacks, you know that.
We're heading for Arizona
When The D-Backs are on their way
From All Across to the State
From Peoria to Scottsdale

We are make it something special
We're gonna start our celebration
Here at Phoenix, Arizona

We are taking a motorcoach
and The Train gets on our way
and a lot of fans are inviting
and we are going to start the season

And we are getting ready
and we are in Bank One Ballpark
and the season begins Today!

In 1998 we're being here for the first time
And we will get ready for the first time
And our team has lots of fun
And Randy Johnson played Starting Pitcher

And we are gonna do it
And the trophy to be won in 2001 (in 2001)
The Championship has been won in 2001 for the first time

Our MVP's are Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling
the un-MVP's Tony Womack, Mark Grace, and Matt Williams too.
We are gonna do it the very, very first time

The 2002 Cy Young Award went to Randy Johnson
And the 2003 All-Star is Luis Gonzalez
And Junior Spivey got Injuries


On July 2nd, Bob Brenly was replaced with Al Pedrique
And it is still okay, Luis Gonzalez is really drunk.
Craig Counsell and Troy Glaus has still playing catch.
The First Time, The Very First Time

The Year is 2005 The D-Backs, our record is 77 and 85
Chad Tracy had 145 games, And in 2006 had 154
And yes if we do so., and in 2007 we're gonna win.......

And will gonna win a 2nd World Series
Next Year!

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