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Song Parodies -> "The Cardinals Have Won The World Series"

Original Song Title:

"I Wonder Who's Hot Tonight (1987 Opening Number)"

Original Performer:

Miss Teen USA

Parody Song Title:

"The Cardinals Have Won The World Series"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

This song is about Game 5 of the 2006 World Series
I've bought my tickets for Game 5
The Cardinals are playing the Tigers on Friday
I went to Busch Stadium with my fans
Because why, The Crowd are Going Wild Tonight.
We're going to start the action, and see the Cards play ball
(The Cardinals) The Cardinals just scored a run in the 2nd
(Yadier) Molina Has Touched Home Plate

(We're going) We will win the series for the Cards
St. Louis Cardinals


(4th Inning) Molina had Touched Home Plate


Bottom of the 4th, Taguchi has just been scored.
And in the 7th Rolen hit a line Drive and..
(Eckstein) David Eckstein scored a run
(Right Now) The Score is 4 to 2

(Belliard) got grounded out I-Rod
Ivan Rodriguez

Bottom of the 8th Yadier Molina Flies Out
So Taguchi has just strike out for swinging
And Spiezio pops out to Sean Casey!

Fans: Let's Go Cardinals, Let's Go Cardinals

Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go

(Let's go) We're in the Top of the 9th
(Sean Casey) got a double on a fly ball

(Ivan Rodriguez) has ground out softly
Inge scored the third Strike for Now

The Cardinals have won the World Series
The Cardinals have won the World Series
The Cardinals have won the World Series
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Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Ironic, since you chose a year in which the Cardinals LOST the World Series, to the team that until this year's Cards held the record for fewest wins by a World Series winner in a full season, the 1987 Minnesota Twins. Now stop with the Miss Teen USA parodies. We've already got Blessranger and his Japanese anime songs that six people in this country remember. We don't need any more obscurities.
The Parody Police - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
You are worse than Fitu Petaia and I mean that.
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. Let's wait until he does a song a majority of the board would recognize, and then judge him on his overall talent, before we drop him down with FP and the GBHDs.

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