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Song Parodies -> "Port-a-Potty Johns"

Original Song Title:

"Noticeable Ones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missing Persons

Parody Song Title:

"Port-a-Potty Johns"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I'm getting wasted and this concert is groovy
I meet a girl by the overdose tent
She's like a babe from a rated-R movie
And now this "Woodstock" is a special event

We're drinkin' cheap beer and those raspberry crushes
It doesn't take long, till we have to pee
She starts to make her way into the bushes
I tell her "Listen, baby, come with me"

Cuz I have one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Follow me
I have one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Follow me

I have one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Lucky me (lucky me) lucky me (Port-a-Potty johns)
I have one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Wait and see (wait and see) wait and see (Port-a-Potty johns)

Well, now she looks at me like some kind of butt-lick
Our new relationship just failed its first test
My private potty has been found by the public
And now we have to stand in line like the rest

Yes I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Formerly
I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Formerly

I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Sucky me (sucky me) sucky me (Port-a-Potty johns)
I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Formerly (formerly) formerly (Port-a-Potty johns)

[SOLO]

I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Not to be (not to be) not to be (Port-a-Potty johns)
I had one of those Port-a-Potty johns
Not a tree (not a tree) not a tree (Port-a-Potty johns)

Port-a-Potty johns, follow me
Port-a-Potty johns, follow me

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AFW - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
It takes a lot of clout to have your own port-a-potty...those things are a neccessary evil..unique theme
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done Porfle... you beat me to this topic!!! 555!!! Reminds me of the time I had to clean the Women's Restroom at a box store and commented to my Mgr that I haven't seen that much blood on the walls since I worked in a slaughterhouse!!! Luckily, it was a male Mgr!
Porfle Popnecker - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds me of some of the restroom horror stories I heard from the housekeeping staff when I worked at Mervyn's!
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL! I used to work for Mervyn's too back in '86 in receiving ;-D

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