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Song Parodies -> "Cold As Hell, Cold As Hell, Cold As Hell (Toronto Holidaze)"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow,"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Cold As Hell, Cold As Hell, Cold As Hell (Toronto Holidaze)"

Parody Written by:

Terry Allan Hall

The Lyrics

Thinking back about the 16 months I lived in Toronto, as a Texan In Exile...
The weather was cold and funky
Should've stayed inside and spanked my monkey
It dropped below minus 12
Cold as hell, cold as hell, cold as hell!

Wish I'd bought my truck new windshield wipers
'Cause the baby needed more plastic diapers
'Cross a Icy patch I did sail
Cold as hell, cold as hell, cold as hell!

[i]Toronto was no tropic zone
And hadn't yet bought a cell phone
So, when I totaled my GMC truck
On the icy freeway I was really...in deep doo-doo![/i]

At minus 20 it was really getting nippy
And nobody wanted to stop and help a hippy
So I wanted 16 miles to Alvin Dale
Cold as hell, cold as hell, cold as hell!

[i]Toronto is still no tropic zone
And I was missing my Texas home
So I decide on my long walk down
If I survived come spring I'd be Texas bound![/i]

The weather was cold and funky
Should've stayed inside and spanked my monkey
It dropped below minus 12
Cold as hell, cold as hell, cold as hell!

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