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Song Parodies -> "Blame it on Dwyane (Wade)"

Original Song Title:

"Blame It On The Rain"

Original Performer:

Milli Vanilli

Parody Song Title:

"Blame it on Dwyane (Wade)"

Parody Written by:

Nilly Wanilly

The Lyrics

This is a song dedicated to Kobe Bryant. He ain't nothin' but a ball hog and Dwyane Wade is the future of the NBA. (As a matter of fact, I have Dwyane Wade on my fave's on my phone.)
You said you didn't rape her
You told Shaquille good-bye (good-bye)
You sacrificed some good grub
To satisfy your pride
Now you wished
That you should have beaten the Heat (tha Heat)
And you feel like such a fool
You took your innocence away
But being a ball hog just isn't the same
Gotta blame it on someone
Gotta blame it on someone

Blame it on Dwyane (Dwyane) who keeps shootin' shootin'
Blame it on the bars (in the prison) you'll stay behind tonight
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on Dwyane yeah yeah
You can blame it on Dwyane
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
He can't, He can't. He can't, can't stand Dwyane
He can't, He can't. He can't, can't stand Dwyane
Yeah, yeah

Should've told Shaq that you were sorry (sorry) huh
Could have admitted you were wrong
But no you couldn't do that. No, no
Now the Miami Heat is strong (er than the Lakers)
If you hadn't been so retarded (retarded)
He might still be there with you
You want to be a champion again
But you just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on someone
Gotta blame it on someone

Blame it on Dwyane who keeps shooting, shooting
More points than the stars that did shine tonight
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on Dwyane, yeah yeah

You can blame it on Dwyane
Cos the NBA don't mind
And the fans don't care
You got to blame it on someone
(Blame it on Dwyane) who keeps shootin', shootin'
(Blame it on the Heat) who beat you tonight
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on Dwyane yeah, yeah
You can blame it on Dwyane
Kobe

Ooh, ooh (ooh)
Kobe
He can't, He can't. He can't, can't stand Dwyane
He can't, He can't. He can't, can't stand Dwyane

Get
Kobe
(Whatever you do...)
(Blame it on Dwyane yeah, yeah) x 3
You can blame it on Dwyane, blame it on Dwyane,
blame it on Dwyane baby
(Blame it on Dwyane yeah yeah)
Blame it on the other NBA stars that did shine tonight
(Blame it on Dwyane yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on Dwyane
woo
I'm shootin'
I'm shootin'

Kobe can't stand the pain
Kobe can't stand the pain

(Pain, Dwyane)
(bars, bars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
(Blame it on Dwyane)
yeah yeah
(Blame it on Dwyane)
that keeps shootin, shootin'
(Blame it on the NBA stars)
that embarrassed you tonight
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on Dwyane, yeah yeah
Blame it on Dwyane (Dwyane, Dwyane)

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I gotta have d-wade - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This song can go with a Bunch of s***!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cathy - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
i am a HUGE fan of wade, but no offence. you know kobe is good, and he ain't a ball hog.... this is a crap too... so just stop dissing others. and write songs that are meaningful... your gutless...
zaviantinker - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
dwayne is the truth he is way better than kobe

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