-> "All Those Parrot Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Almost Paradise"
Parody Song Title:
"All Those Parrot Eyes"
Parody Written by:
Dr. Bob
The Lyrics
I thought dead birds belonged to other men
Each time I found one whole
It'd fall apart again
I saved their hearts and beaks in secrecy
The face I left alone
Oh how could I have known
Instead of tons I only needed two
Jeez!!!
All those parrot eyes
Are piled against the door
All those parrot eyes
We do not need four more
I swear I've collected forever - how time flies
Parrot eyes
It seems the perfect dove's so hard to find
I'd finally given up
but needed “peace” of mind
So I shopped on amazon-parrot dot com
For squooshed P. wallicus
Don't need two in a bush
Cause they're not worth the bird eye in our hands
Christ!
All those parrot eyes
They're knocking down Evan's door
All those parrot eyes
This place is an eye-sore
I swear I don't need to collect wings, breasts, or thighs
Parrot eyes
I know the sanitation's not so good this way
It's getting grosser
Grosser everyday
It's all those parrot eyes
They're sticking right to the door
All those parrot eyes
They're all over the floor
I swear that I can sweep forever all of those eyes
Parrot eyes
Crap!
All those parrot eyes
We're heading to the pet store
All those parrot eyes
I want to buy four more
I swear that I will dread the day that Polly dies
Parrot eyes
Paradise
Parrot eyes
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