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Song Parodies -> "Double Dutch"

Original Song Title:

"Midas Touch"

Original Performer:

Midnight Star

Parody Song Title:

"Double Dutch"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

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You say you're gonna jump rope
Every day it seems your life is up and down
And you say that you get the rope to move
Everywhere you go,you are all around town

Like swinging,trying to climb the ladder
And you suppose to slide,you should still agree
That you have fun in playgrounds too
Everything's okay,and there's nothing wrong with me

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,losers
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot

Now you should climb and slide
Someone hates you and he makes a dare
So you say that you'll really fight another
Hurting other kids and no one really cares

But now however you're not punished
There's a certain problem that you cannot stand
And it's time that you've opened up for hate
What if you don't be annoyed,idiot,one thing I can't

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,children
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot,whoa...

Whatever you and I will sit on swings
It's not right if you should just do wrong things
Jump-roping acts in a weird clever way
Someone hated me,can't jump rope each day

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,children
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot
(Won't you do that for me)

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,losers
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot,whoa...

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The double dutch-dutc-dutch-dutch

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Oh...oh...oh...ho...

Whatever you and I will sit on swings
It's not right if you should just do wrong things
Jump-roping acts in a weird clever way
Someone hated me,can't jump rope each day

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,it's not really fair
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot
(Won't you do that for me)

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,dorks
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot
(Everything I touch)

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,children
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot
(Won't you let me touch you, baby)

Can't do a double dutch
Everything's all right,but it's not,oh,children
Can't do a double dutch
Maybe I can't play outside when it's hot

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